Sunday, November 9, 2008

Worst Blogger Ever

Haha, so its been over a month since my last post. Sorry! Life in Japan was too busy and exciting to sit still long enough to reflect upon it!

Where to begin...

Well, I sang with the Jazz band I mentioned before, and I wasn't so good, but I pronounced good English and that was enough to get a round of applause : ) They were really nice, and it was a lot of fun. But I think I will pass on next months performance!

Right now are my midterms and I am busy (kind of ) studying for them. Actually, I am procrastinating so much that this blog is only another way for me not to study.

And for some reason, that reminded me of a short hilarious story. Once upon a time, a foreigner tried to use a Japanese style bathroom... and stepped in the toilet. The end.

That foreigner was me. Thank goodness the water was clean and shallow!!

And now for something completely different.

A list of new revelations about life in Japan:
  1. If you can fit through a hole the size of the giant Buddha statues nose in Nara, it is good luck.
  2. The Japanese always pick up after themselves to an extreme. You never just leave a party. You help pick up every single tiny piece of garbage first.
  3. Don't leave home without your toilet paper! A lot of public restrooms don't provide you with any. So you have to be prepared.
  4. They say you always walk, drive, and ride on the left side of the road. But really, is is one big free for all. I don't know which side is correct half the time.
  5. Yodobashi Camera (a large store in Osaka) has everything you could ever need. And more.
  6. Uni-qlo is the discount clothing store of Japan. Everyone shops there. You should too.
  7. There is a commercial of a crying child eating KFC . The child gets happy the more he eats chicken.
  8. I saw a childrens pokemon-esqe show where a monster used "shit face attack". Hilarious.
  9. Real men in Japan have shoulder bags. This creeps me out to no end, because I sometimes cannot tell a man from a woman just seeing them from behind!
  10. My homestay mom is on the popular banana diet. where you just eat a banana for breakfast everyday.

well, gosh, i really don't know what else to talk about!